my name is bla .. wud u care to try one of our products ??
this is called humanity .. from the 1st use we guarantee u sensation. and if u apply it twice a day the tingly like feeling will be affection defrozing.
Yes sir. we promise u to save u.. only if u let us to ...
and maybe if u use it for more than a week there will be a high chance of actual persuasion of u sensing the other users of our amazing product.
No sir, they wont be competing with u .. they r all saved just like u ..
no sir .. we didnt produce it yet .. broken hearts are known to be a bit shrunken .. they lose faith easily and its very hard to get insurance for our test budies these days..
maybe i can fix that too .. u see the blackness is caused by that dark shades u got on .. let me help u to replace them by these crystal clear human feeling .